What people fail to realise is that Xmas is all about indulgence, overspending, January debt, family arguments, silly hats, going crackers, battery farm fresh turkey fed on turks from turkey (and sarnies for six weeks after), setting fire to cakes, pushing fairys onto the top of pine trees grown in china from fake plastic watering cans and generally getting so drunk, you think everyone looks like Santa.
So enjoy the Winter lights with your Family Presents stuffing yourself with Festive Fodder and the rest of us will go off and don silly hats and sing stupid carols about how good little jesus was visited by three wise asses.
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